Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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