I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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