I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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