I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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