I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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