Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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