one two three fourrrrnication!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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