my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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