she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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