so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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