Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
we made out on top of his cat.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
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your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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