Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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