Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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