he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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