i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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