did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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