dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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