return my video game
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dignity is for republicans.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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