Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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