I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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