he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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