He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize