I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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