I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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