Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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