R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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