do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Congratulations! We have a period
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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