Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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