All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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