sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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