were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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