my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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