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he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out

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so is it as big as he says?

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he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit

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(216): he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out (513): so is it as big as he says? (216): he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit http://tfl.nu/hksl

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My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.

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(501): My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship. http://tfl.nu/h697

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(518): View more from New York

you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face

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(518): you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face http://tfl.nu/32pr

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(205): View more from Alabama

Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..

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everythings easier when your wearing a toga.

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(205): Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga.. (256): everythings easier when your wearing a toga. http://tfl.nu/a4vc

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(515): View more from Iowa

then she stuck her tongue in my ass

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I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?

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(515): then she stuck her tongue in my ass (1-515): I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her? http://tfl.nu/wzc5

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.

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This is why we're friends.

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(780): If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator. (1-780): This is why we're friends. http://tfl.nu/yp3s

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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.

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(641): Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird. http://tfl.nu/ck05

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(503): View more from Oregon

Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.

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(503): Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate. http://tfl.nu/7ogi

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(407): View more from Florida

I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.

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(407): I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight. http://tfl.nu/a28b

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(646): View more from New York

Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.

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(646): Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN. http://tfl.nu/7ja8

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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling

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(202): he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling http://tfl.nu/aha0

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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"

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(865): Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris" http://tfl.nu/5ny6

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(407): View more from Florida

Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.

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(407): Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time. http://tfl.nu/ap64

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(434): View more from Virginia

I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER

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(434): I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER http://tfl.nu/0nk8

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting

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(423): Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting http://tfl.nu/waaj

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