I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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