Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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