My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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