I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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