Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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