I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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