Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
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:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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