How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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