i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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