just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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