The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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