i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
there's paper in my vomit.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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