4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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