is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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