this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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