I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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