so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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